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      • Paradise: Bereishis — Redheads Aren’t Always Evil
      • Paradise: Noah — Killing the Giant
      • Paradise: Lech Lecha — Chase ’em to Damascus!
      • Paradise: Vayera – Wash Your Feet
      • Paradise: Chayei Sarah – Magical Stones, the Omer, and the Elderly
      • Paradise: Toldos – Married with Children
      • Paradise: Vayetze – Names and Souls
      • Paradise: Vayishlach – Your Money is Your Life
      • Paradise: Vayeshev – Wearing Nothing but a Crown
      • Paradise: Miketz – The Light of Darkness
      • Paradise: Vayigash – Lions and Moshiach
      • Paradise: Vayechi — Frogs and the Shema
    • Paradise – Sefer Shemos
      • Paradise: Shemos — Tongue Un-tied
      • Paradise: Va’era – Feet on the Ground
      • Paradise: Bo — Fresh and New
      • Paradise: Beshalach — Expectant Mothers and Song
      • Paradise: Yisro — The Secret of Successful Relationships
      • Paradise: Mishpatim – Webbed Hands and Earplugs
      • Paradise: Terumah — Men and Angels
      • Paradise: Tetzaveh — Oils, Incense and Satan
      • Paradise: Ki Tisa — Women’s Lib
      • Paradise: Vayakhel — Crowns, Forgetfulness and Shabbos
      • Paradise: Pekudei — Special Oxygen
    • Paradise – Sefer Vayikra
      • Paradise: Vayikra – Headless!
      • Paradise: Tzav – Burning Man
      • Paradise: Shmini – Sober Guys Anonymous
      • Paradise: Tazria — Love and Children
      • Paradise: Metzora — Diseases, Pigs and Reincarnation
      • Paradise: Acharei Mos — The Bald vs. the Hairy; Good vs. Evil
      • Paradise: Kedoshim – Clang the Tools Louder, Guys, or the Spirits will Get You!
      • Paradise: Emor – Sukkahs – Booths for War
      • Paradise: Behar — Giving Things Up
      • Paradise: Bechukosai – Deception and Idols
    • Paradise – Sefer Bamidbar
      • Paradise: Bamidbar – Overpopulation
      • Paradise: Naso – Seeing the Saddled Elephant
      • Paradise: Behaaloscha – Breastfeeding
      • Paradise: Shlach – Look At Me, I’m Humble!
      • Paradise: Korach — The Sound of Faith
      • Paradise: Chukas – Know-it-Alls, and Filthy, Filthy Snakes
      • Paradise: Balak – This Opposite That
      • Paradise: Pinchas – Peace and Priests
      • Paradise: Matos – Another Woman
      • Paradise: Maasei – Hearing voices and hitting home runs
    • Paradise – Sefer Devarim
      • Paradise: Devarim – You Are Good — Now Change!
      • Paradise: Ve’eschanan – Homes Filled with Pig
      • Paradise: Ekev – When You are Nearby to Moshe
      • Paradise: Reeh – Baseball and Koheles
      • Paradise: Shoftim – Kings, Women and Candles
      • Paradise: Ki Seitsei — Mystics, Rationalists and Fringes on Clothes
      • Paradise: Ki Savo — How to Look just like God
      • Paradise: Nitzavim — Monkey See
      • Paradise: Vayeilech – Bring the Kids Along!
      • Paradise: Haazinu — Say Pi Pi Pi and then Spit
      • Paradise: Vizos HaBracha — Moshe
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Paradise: Vizos HaBracha — Moshe

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Moshe the servant of Hashem died there, by the mouth of Hashem. — Dvarim 34:5

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Paradise: Haazinu — Say Pi Pi Pi and then Spit

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Listen, Heavens, and I will speak; let the earth hear the words of my mouth. — Dvarim 32:1

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Paradise: Vayeilech – Bring the Kids Along!

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Gather the nation – men, women and children and strangers among you – to listen and learn to fear Hashem, your God, so that they will carefully keep the words of this Torah. — Dvarim 31:12

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Paradise: Nitzavim — Monkey See

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And you saw their abominations and their vulgarities – the wood, stone, silver and gold [idols] that they keep with them. — Dvarim 29:16

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Paradise: Ki Savo — How to Look just like God

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All of the nations of the land will see that the name of God is called upon you and will fear you. — Dvarim 28:10

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Paradise: Ki Seitsei — Mystics, Rationalists and Fringes on Clothes

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You shall make yourself twisted threads on the four corners of your garment with which you cover yourself. — Dvarim 22:12

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Paradise: Shoftim – Kings, Women and Candles

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When he sits on his royal throne, he should write a copy of this Torah…and it should be with him; he will read it all the days of his life… — Dvarim 17:18–19

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Paradise: Reeh – Baseball and Koheles

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The Sukkos holiday you shall make for seven days…and you shall rejoice on your holiday. — Dvarim 16:13–14

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Paradise: Ekev – When You are Nearby to Moshe

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And now, Israel, what does G-d really ask of you anyway – simply to fear him… — Dvarim 10:12

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Paradise: Ve’eschanan – Homes Filled with Pig

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And it will be when Hashem, your God, brings you to the Land that He promised your forefathers, Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov, to give to you great and good cities that you did not build. And homes filled with all good things that you did not fill… — Dvarim 6:10, 11

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Paradise: Tzav – Burning Man

And the Kohen who will offer the burnt offering of a man… — Vayikra 7:8

Paradise: Tazria — Love and Children

When her purification period for a son or a daughter is complete, she shall bring to the Kohen, to the Ohel Moed entrance, a yearling sheep for a burnt offering, and a young common dove or a turtledove for a sin offering. — Vayikra 12:6

Paradise: Metzora — Diseases, Pigs and Reincarnation

This is to be the rule for the metzora — Vayikra 14:2

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