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      • Paradise: Vayeshev – Wearing Nothing but a Crown
      • Paradise: Miketz – The Light of Darkness
      • Paradise: Vayigash – Lions and Moshiach
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      • Paradise: Shemos — Tongue Un-tied
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      • Paradise: Yisro — The Secret of Successful Relationships
      • Paradise: Mishpatim – Webbed Hands and Earplugs
      • Paradise: Terumah — Men and Angels
      • Paradise: Tetzaveh — Oils, Incense and Satan
      • Paradise: Ki Tisa — Women’s Lib
      • Paradise: Vayakhel — Crowns, Forgetfulness and Shabbos
      • Paradise: Pekudei — Special Oxygen
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      • Paradise: Vayikra – Headless!
      • Paradise: Tzav – Burning Man
      • Paradise: Shmini – Sober Guys Anonymous
      • Paradise: Tazria — Love and Children
      • Paradise: Metzora — Diseases, Pigs and Reincarnation
      • Paradise: Acharei Mos — The Bald vs. the Hairy; Good vs. Evil
      • Paradise: Kedoshim – Clang the Tools Louder, Guys, or the Spirits will Get You!
      • Paradise: Emor – Sukkahs – Booths for War
      • Paradise: Behar — Giving Things Up
      • Paradise: Bechukosai – Deception and Idols
    • Paradise – Sefer Bamidbar
      • Paradise: Bamidbar – Overpopulation
      • Paradise: Naso – Seeing the Saddled Elephant
      • Paradise: Behaaloscha – Breastfeeding
      • Paradise: Shlach – Look At Me, I’m Humble!
      • Paradise: Korach — The Sound of Faith
      • Paradise: Chukas – Know-it-Alls, and Filthy, Filthy Snakes
      • Paradise: Balak – This Opposite That
      • Paradise: Pinchas – Peace and Priests
      • Paradise: Matos – Another Woman
      • Paradise: Maasei – Hearing voices and hitting home runs
    • Paradise – Sefer Devarim
      • Paradise: Devarim – You Are Good — Now Change!
      • Paradise: Ve’eschanan – Homes Filled with Pig
      • Paradise: Ekev – When You are Nearby to Moshe
      • Paradise: Reeh – Baseball and Koheles
      • Paradise: Shoftim – Kings, Women and Candles
      • Paradise: Ki Seitsei — Mystics, Rationalists and Fringes on Clothes
      • Paradise: Ki Savo — How to Look just like God
      • Paradise: Nitzavim — Monkey See
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      • Paradise: Haazinu — Say Pi Pi Pi and then Spit
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Emor: The Omer, Haman, Ruth, and the Man Who Cursed Hashem (Audio)

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31 – Emor: The Omer, Haman, Ruth, and the Man Who Cursed Hashem (Audio recorded May 4, 2015)

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Emor: R. Yosi Hachorem Blemishes and More (Audio)

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Audio for Parshas Emor: R. Yosi Hachorem Blemishes and More

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Paradise: Vizos HaBracha — Moshe

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Moshe the servant of Hashem died there, by the mouth of Hashem. — Dvarim 34:5

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Paradise: Haazinu — Say Pi Pi Pi and then Spit

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Listen, Heavens, and I will speak; let the earth hear the words of my mouth. — Dvarim 32:1

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Paradise: Vayeilech – Bring the Kids Along!

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Gather the nation – men, women and children and strangers among you – to listen and learn to fear Hashem, your God, so that they will carefully keep the words of this Torah. — Dvarim 31:12

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Paradise: Nitzavim — Monkey See

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And you saw their abominations and their vulgarities – the wood, stone, silver and gold [idols] that they keep with them. — Dvarim 29:16

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Paradise: Ki Savo — How to Look just like God

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All of the nations of the land will see that the name of God is called upon you and will fear you. — Dvarim 28:10

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Paradise: Ki Seitsei — Mystics, Rationalists and Fringes on Clothes

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You shall make yourself twisted threads on the four corners of your garment with which you cover yourself. — Dvarim 22:12

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Paradise: Shoftim – Kings, Women and Candles

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When he sits on his royal throne, he should write a copy of this Torah…and it should be with him; he will read it all the days of his life… — Dvarim 17:18–19

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Paradise: Reeh – Baseball and Koheles

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The Sukkos holiday you shall make for seven days…and you shall rejoice on your holiday. — Dvarim 16:13–14

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